TheOllieBowl

Longford Stone Pickers

A wise man, a one-liner merchant, and somehow always stacked from September to December. Unfortunately, his tenants in Granard tend to hit the road as the bad winter weather arrives. Could this be the year? I reckon Jahmyr would love Center Parcs.

Hoboken Hawks

The newest blood in the Ollie Bowl and already a great addition to the group. A king in the whatsapp group! His specialty is arriving just as a trade is agreed, asking for your best player, and blowing the whole thing up. "Let me sleep on it!"

Giant TD(s)

The Queen of the Ollie Bowl and the greatest to ever do it. She’s taken a full year off work to become a mother — and, more importantly, dedicate herself full-time to humiliating us all at fantasy football. She is the queen for a reason!

Supercock Dynasty

The greatest to ever do it. Reptilian in the trade market, devastatingly handsome, and somehow humble enough to write his own league bio.

The PBBs

Comfortably middle of the road, but blessed with the dulcet tones of a late-night radio host and the hips of a TikTok influencer. Most importantly: still owns a better regular-season record than Paddy.