TheOllieBowl

Longford Stone Pickers

A wise man, a one-liner merchant, and somehow always stacked from September to December. Unfortunately, his tenants in Granard tend to hit the road as the bad winter weather arrives. Could this be the year? I reckon Jahmyr would love Center Parcs.

Bboro Bellcows

The reigning champion: delivered an Ollie Bowl title and a baby inside 12 months from the comfort of his own home. Now spends his days looking down on the trophyless peasants while occasionally reminding them that his shit smells of beautiful roses - he once thought Trey McBride wasn’t good at football.

Hoboken Hawks

The newest blood in the Ollie Bowl and already a great addition to the group. A king in the whatsapp group! His specialty is arriving just as a trade is agreed, asking for your best player, and blowing the whole thing up. "Let me sleep on it!"

Kildare Killers Klub

Consistently excellent in the regular season, consistently missing when the lights get the brightest. A proud member of the Pats Rats — he's dialled in manager who is honest, crude and ruthless, but whatever you do.. please DBTKII.

The PBBs

Comfortably middle of the road, but blessed with the dulcet tones of a late-night radio host and the hips of a TikTok influencer. Most importantly: still owns a better regular-season record than Paddy.